Newspaper Covers Art Theft Story

A cartoon in the Times shows two art connoisseurs staring at an empty wall where the paintings once were.

One muses that "theft explores the existential interface between presence and absence".

iPad Joke That I Like

"I created an amazing new iPad app that would instantly turn its user into a pretentious douche.
Apple rejected it, saying it duplicated core functionality."

Bianca's MSN nick

Catchy phrase this is, belted out by an innocuous special pre-school student of hers..

"Shake your hand's friend".

Apparently, they sing this song in the morning and the lyrics should go "Shake your friend's hand".

I can only conclude that this student of hers possesses the hallmarks of a pervertic psychopath.

Stephanie's Nerd Rage

It was disappointing to see a friend rage at me because of her DotA death, and failed kill. It would still be somewhat acceptable albeit deplorable if I were indeed at fault in a pub game, but Kelvin, Steph and I were up against 3 -ap Insane AI which should not be taken so seriously and I am adamant that this one has nothing to do with me.



In the end, she gave some, but couldn't take any, and left the game. I tried to rectify the situation in MSN and see if she had any constructive criticism to give:

27/3/2010		1:05:11 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		?
27/3/2010		1:05:13 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		why quit
27/3/2010		1:05:38 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		what's wrong with pumpin overpowered first for higher dmg
27/3/2010		1:05:44 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		and still, why quit?
27/3/2010		1:06:53 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		http://dota2u.blogspot.com/2008/01/dota-heroes-guides-ursa-warrior.html
27/3/2010		1:06:54 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		go read
27/3/2010		1:06:58 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		i didn't follow this guide btw
27/3/2010		1:07:04 AM		» steph «		Tan + Sim, ber..>		not interested
27/3/2010		1:07:05 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		pmp earth shock early for what/
27/3/2010		1:07:14 AM		» steph «		Tan + Sim, ber..>		it's one thing to be noob
27/3/2010		1:07:15 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		so little dmg not worth it
27/3/2010		1:07:56 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		of course u're not interested in reading about other ways of playing
27/3/2010		1:07:57 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		and btw
27/3/2010		1:08:00 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		u can call me a noob and all
27/3/2010		1:08:05 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		which i probably am
27/3/2010		1:08:11 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		but in that instance there was nothing noob abt it
27/3/2010		1:08:14 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		not enough mana
27/3/2010		1:08:17 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		and my build
27/3/2010		1:08:18 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		simple as
27/3/2010		1:08:21 AM		» steph «		Tan + Sim, ber..>		i'm sick and tired of rude and obnoxious ppl like you
27/3/2010		1:08:25 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		Hahaha
27/3/2010		1:08:26 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		what?!
27/3/2010		1:08:28 AM		» steph «		Tan + Sim, ber..>		it's not about rude
27/3/2010		1:08:29 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		u were the one?
27/3/2010		1:08:31 AM		» steph «		Tan + Sim, ber..>		i'm not pro either
27/3/2010		1:08:34 AM		» steph «		Tan + Sim, ber..>		anyway
27/3/2010		1:08:37 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		u were the rude and obnoxious one!
27/3/2010		1:08:42 AM		» steph «		Tan + Sim, ber..>		fine
27/3/2010		1:08:43 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		weird
27/3/2010		1:08:46 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		absurd
27/3/2010		1:08:48 AM		» steph «		Tan + Sim, ber..>		no point arguing then
27/3/2010		1:09:02 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		u were basically rude and obnoxious
27/3/2010		1:09:06 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		i just gave u back some
27/3/2010		1:09:08 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		and u couldn't take it
27/3/2010		1:09:09 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		wtf
27/3/2010		1:09:26 AM		ber..>		Tan + Sim, » steph «		if u wanna give u gotta prepare to take man

I had great reservations accepting her interest, but with things like this it's no wonder I couldn't accept her. Fuck me.

Insomnia

Fell asleep at about 9pm, and woke up at 11pm because of mosquito bites. Not the best way to prepare myself for Monday. I really, really need to start sleeping. Hope to fall asleep by 2.30am later.

Chalet

Steph and HT seem very excited about the chalet cum BBQ next Thursday. I'm nonchalant about the whole thing, from the planning stage to probably the day (Saturday) we buy the utensils and frozen food. I almost feel guilty about it, because it seems like I'm supposed to play a bigger role in all of this.

But I just don't really care..

Somehow or rather I get this sneaky suspcion that HT likes Stephanie. No evidence as of yet, but my gut feeling tells me this based on conversations.

God and Man

Just wondering, if god created this world and were so wise, why did he ask man to spread his teachings?